I made this video on my phone when I was 13. Enjoy.

Religious people can be the most selfish

"Though this is your day of rest,

I come to you with one request,

There’s so much pain beyond this steeple,

Wars and drugs and homeless people,

Sadness where there should be joy,

Hate and rape and soulja boy,

A world in darkness needs your light,

So I’m sure your schedule’s pretty tight,

But, my dog just had surgery, so if you could fix that first…”

-Bo Burnham “Rant